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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Do u know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband: Without Information Fighting Everytime.

Wife: With Idiot For Ever !!!”

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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, “Are all these kids yours?”

The man replies, “No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.

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A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential.

Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that’s confidential!”

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