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Some Cool SMS – From ALee

March 19th, 2010

One:

Old aunties used to annoy me at WEDDINGS by pinching my cheeks & saying “You’re NEXT”.

They stopped, when I started doing the same to them on FUNERALS.

Two:

Little keys can open big locks. I hope my simple pray can make your life GREAT. My God give you lots of Happiness today and forever.

Three:

Brain is the most important part of human body, it works 24 hours a day and remain awake even you are sleeping. It started working right after your birth and works and works Until you get MARRIED.

Four:

A school held a contest for kidz. The theme was:

The nicest thing my DAD ever did for ME!

Award winning answer was:

He MARRIED my MOM!

Five

A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

Father said: Please hold my hand.

Girl: No Dad! You hold my hand.

Father: What’s the difference?

Girl: If I hold your hand, I may leave in some difficulty, but I am sure, if you hold my hand, you’ll never leave my hand.

May God Bless Our Parents.

Six

A great sentence was written at a japneese bus stop.

Only buses stop here, not your time, so keep walking towards your goal.

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